Phoenix Resale

Regular bio:

Caleb is a world-renowned video game reseller and content creator. In the last three years he has built easily the best video game hunting and reselling channel to ever exist on a video streaming platform called youtube.com. His favorite pastimes include buying enough video games to fill up his manly Prius, spending entire days editing a single video thumbnail, and writing his own video game expo website bios.

Funny bio:

Caleb has been a fake gamer since 1999, and has been a YouTube poser since 2019. His favorite pastimes include scalping, faking game hunting finds for views, and large-scale market manipulation. His greatest strengths include creating trashy clickbait, lowballing children at yard sales, and writing memorable website bios.